TERRY ETTER says:
The revelation that the government is spying on our Internet usage has caused some people to be paranoid about sending e-mails. Which is why the spying program was funded by the Postal Service.
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A Delaware truck driver got a penile implant that resulted in an erection that lasted eight months. I bet he really stuck out in a crowd.
Sometimes he would mistake it for the gear shift. Downshifting was murder.
A Delaware man got a penile implant that resulted in an erection that lasted eight months. Because of this embarassing problem, he couldn’t relax in social situations. He was always a little stiff.
A Delaware truck driver had a penile implant procedure that resulted in an eight-month erection. He had an erection for so long that his wood petrified.
Great stuff, Gary.
Thanks, Terry!
The FBI is searching for Jimmy Hoffa’s body in a field in Michigan. They haven’t found it yet, but it hasn’t been a total waste. So far, they’ve found eleven golf balls, seven socks that don’t match, three sets of car keys and the Kardashians’ virginity.
When I was growing up, I wanted to marry Lara Croft: buxom, adventurous, sexy. Well, here I am in real-life, hitched to Gloom Raider.
Sometimes my life feels like “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.” Minus the slavery.
The Kardashian family is searching for a name for Kim’s baby, especially one that will start with the letter “K”.
The obvious choice: “Kopcar”.
O.K., try to visualize….
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
Or maybe “Kneeopolitan”?
Summer is here in Detroit, and they’re looking for Jimmy Hoffa’s body again. This time it’s just an FBI skeleton crew.
A federal court says hospitals must list procedure prices to encourage competition. Can’t wait to have my hip replaced at Bob’s Hip Hippotorium.
I was wondering what you could do with an eight-month erection, after the obvious. Hang your laundry on it? But that would mean you couldn’t go out. Use it as a power pointer? Your audience would leave soon after you took it out. (I wouldn’t recommend doing any deals with those who didn’t leave). Sundial? The neighbors would complain. So I guess the only real option is: Join the NBA.