Why it failed is elementary, my dear Will. — 7 Comments

  1. A gun range in Texas allows customers to take target practice using high-powered rifles from a helicopter. Apparently it was too expensive to build a bell tower.

  2. The Miss World Pageant has eliminated the bathing suit competition because some religious leaders complained … I guess it interfered with their long-white-socks and habit-pulled-up spanking fantasy.

  3. Batting practice was cancelled before the Rangers-Indians game tonight after a sinkhole opened up behind the pitcher’s mound. Down in Los Angeles, Dodgers fans wonder how they can get one of those sinkholes in the bullpen.

  4. Just a thought for folks worried that the government will know exactly what you are reading. There’s a cure for that. Use cash and buy a magazine, newspaper or an actual book.

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