TERRY ETTER says:
What a crazy spring! First, it was really cold. Then it got really hot. Now there’s three feet of snow in upstate New York on Memorial Day. With all these mood swings, you have ask: Is Mother Nature pregnant?
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Ever see those panties of the day? Cute, but my wife stitched the word “No” after every day.
Funny, Terry!
Will the Thrill: Hope Terry digs it too!
At a high-class hotel I visited, the maids offer a turn-down service. No thanks, I get turned-down enough by women as it is!
Funny, Will!
Donk a shane. The only mint I get on my pillow is in the mouth of a dead hooker.
OK. I admit it. I’m a Problem Gambler. The problem is I never win…
Yesterday was Michael J Fox’s birthday. Sadly, he’s still trying to open birthday presents from last year.
A++++++++++!
Tesla wants to be the BMW of electric car makers. And they’ve made a great start … The turn signals don’t blink, they mock.
BMW’s have turn signals?
I can figure out most of the weather warnings. A severe thunderstorm warning means there’s a thunderstorm that’s severe. A heavy snow warning means the snow’s going to be heavy. But a special marine warning? Does that mean there’s a Marine who’s being “special”?