JERRY W says:
Leonard Marsh, the man who was the creator of the drink “Snapple” has died. At his funeral, many of his family and friends quietly stood by his body one last time just to read the funny stuff printed on the inside of his coffin lid.
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So 79-year-old Larry King is coming back to American TV. He can be seen in the US doing a couple of shows on a Russian channel. Funny, at his age I didn’t think he’d be rushin’ anywhere.
I wear a $25 watch, and am married to a two-bit whore. Life is good, compared to death.
A Disney employee was arrested for trying to blow up the happiest place on earth after he dropped a plastic bottle filled with dry ice into a garbage can … No one was hurt in the explosion and police are unsure if he was a terrorist trying to blow up Toontown, or just some crazy guy cooling his bong.
After his girlfriend was eliminated from “The Voice” coach Adam Levine whined, “I hate this country” … I think all America would join me in outrage but for one thing: Who is Adam Levine?
Officials at a Chinese museum think they have the first fossil of a bird. Or maybe it’s just a fist.