Beep. Beep. Beep. — 8 Comments

  1. Two hot air balloons collided in Turkey. It was the biggest collision of large objects full of hot air since Rush Limbaugh and Chris Christie collided in a sprint for the buffet line.

  2. I am confused about young women. They wear short, skin-tight outfits, and then act mad when I turn my head to stare. Is it my fault that I’m not 20-something with six-pack abs, a full head of hair, rock-star looks and money to burn? Just look’in.

  3. Four scandals in one month and the President remains unscathed. No matter what you think of Obama’s policies, you got to admire his ability not to get involved in them.

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