JANICE HOUGH says:
Willie Nelson is 80. So assume he is singing “To all the girls I loved before. Though I can’t remember who they are….”
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JANICE HOUGH says:
Willie Nelson is 80. So assume he is singing “To all the girls I loved before. Though I can’t remember who they are….”
Apparently Lindsay Lohan has been given the nickname “LiLo.” Guess that’s better than her jewelry store nickname, “Lindsay The Kid.”
Bill,
That’s not her nick name, it’s the advice her lawyer gave her: “You better lie low until your parole officer goes on vacation”
Got my first convertible at 60, and looking forward to having the wind blow through my…nose and ear hairs.
The Postal Service says it lost $1.9 million last quarter. It’s probably lost in the mail.