TERRY ETTER says:
A woman in Wisconsin called 911 to complain that two kittens were having sex in her front yard. The 911 dispatcher was really fed up about it. Another f’ing cat emergency.
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TERRY ETTER says:
A woman in Wisconsin called 911 to complain that two kittens were having sex in her front yard. The 911 dispatcher was really fed up about it. Another f’ing cat emergency.
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