Let’s not objectify them, Will. — 27 Comments

  1. On Virgin Airlines, you can now order and send fellow passengers drinks. Not to be outdone, Jet Blue announced that drinks and food can be ordered from the airport lounge ss you sit waiting on the tarmac.

  2. Gwyneth Paltrow told Ellen Degeneres that she was “humiliated” by a see-through dress she wore to the Premiere of Iron Man. Here’s a hint Gwyneth, it IS possible to try clothes on in front of a mirror.

  3. Gwyneth has limited acting talent, IMO. She does has a sequel in the works, entitled “Foreign Country Strong.”

  4. An American Airlines flight attendant refused to allow a new mom to use her breast pump, a violation of the airline policy … Yeah, you can take something out all right, but she wanted to pump somethin’ in.

  5. Ex-Leafs GM Brian Burke is suing online posters for falsely spreading rumors that he had an affair with a female TV sports broadcaster. Fans know the truth. That could not have possibly happened as Brian was in love with coach Ron Wilson.

  6. Because she’s bored with seeing the clothing with the word “Pink” on the rear end, Rihanna’s decided to produce and market her own line of sweats with the logo “Black ‘N Blue” across the great divide. At least that’s how she described the butt area on the leotards when Kim Kardashian tried them on.

  7. Putting a diamond ring on a go-go-girls’ finger, is like putting a bayonet on a shotgun: stupid. Trust me, I have, ahem, experience in this realm.

  8. A woman in Wisconsin called 911 to complain that two kittens were having sex in her front yard. The 911 dispatcher was really fed up about it. Another f’ing cat emergency.

  9. Sen. Lindsay Graham says President Obama is responsible for the Boston Marathon bombing. Which means Bush is to blame for 911. And the 1906 earthquake: Teddy Roosevelt’s fault.

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