TC in BC says:
Legendary sportscaster Al Michaels was arrested recently in California on suspicion of DUI. After reviewing the evidence, his lawyer’s only comment was “Do you believe in miracles?”
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The two scariest words in the English language: “She Knows.”
I thought it was: “She’s showing.”
I thought it was “President Romney.”
George W. Bush’s Western White House town of Crawford, Texas, has fallen on bad times since the President left office, with over half the businesses closing … Hardest hit was the Dick Cheney Waterboarding Park which hasn’t had a victim, er, customer in 18 months.
The George W. Bush Presidential Center is opening this week. W. says he’s happy that the dedication ceremony will be attended by all the living presidents who haven’t died.
Funny, Terry!
McDonalds is not doing so well with their dollar menu … It seems Americans are willing to pay for quality obesity.
George W. Bush says that painting has changed his life. Being from Texas he prefers oils, but he says Dick Cheney has turned him on to waterboarding, uh, watercolors.
Good one, tc!
thanks Gary!