TERRY ETTER says:
Because the budget crisis has caused some air traffic controllers to be laid off, the FAA says we can expect flight delays of up to 3 and 1/2 hours this summer. So who knew that having fewer traffic controllers would shorten airline delays.
NASA’s Kepler space telescope has discovered a planet so Earth-like it could support life now … In fact it’s so Earth-like there’s a short, loud-mouthed alien with weird hair running around buying up everything.
I used to fly, so I like my women like I liked my planes. Low and slow.
The Reverend Jesse Jackson was taken off suicide watch after he found out that the people responsible for the Boston Marathon bombing were not two brothers as he first heard, but were actually just two brothers. This is much funnier if you tell it aloud and use “air quotes” gesture when you mention the second “two brothers”.
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A Japanese brewery is producing a beer made from the dung of elephants …Â Appropriately enough, it’s named “Chikusho Happens.”
After too much beer, I stumbled off the stage. Man, I am a little old for a Spring Break.
Some anti-abortionists are so radical, they don’t even want NASA to abort rocket missions. They believe launch begins at countdown.
This site is So Good, So Good, So Good!!!! Boston Strong everyone!
GIRL: “Will, why did you marry a woman so much older than yourself?”
WILL: “I wanted to…own a piece of history.”
Earth Day! Brought to you by Dow Chemical. Spanning the globe to find new ways to teach fish to breathe oil.
Legendary sportscaster Al Michaels was arrested last night in California on suspicion of DUI. After reviewing the evidence, his lawyer’s only comment was “Do you believe in miracles?”
Nice one, terry!