Saudi Arabia has run short of guys to behead prisoners … Sounds like a good gig for “Chopped” losers.
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Former Congressman Anthony Weiner, who resigned from Congress because of a sexting scandal, is thinking about running for mayor of New York. And his likely opponent, current mayor Michael Bloomberg, is taking the high road…telling the media that Weiner’s past is irrelevant to the campaign. Unless, of course, the race gets too close.
Did you all hear about a beaver killing that Russian guy? Scary. But something I’ve been wondering about lately, if it’s shaved, is it still called a “beaver?”
Former Congressman Anthony Weiner, who resigned from Congress because of a sexting scandal, is thinking about running for mayor of New York. And his likely opponent, current mayor Michael Bloomberg, is taking the high road…telling the media that Weiner’s past is irrelevant to the campaign. Unless, of course, the race gets too close.
A goat’s head was delivered to Wrigley Field. Was the rear end delivered to Steve Bartman?
I miss the “good old days;” men wore suits, women wore dresses, and they put cocaine in soda.
There’s a new program on the History Channel called “Chasing Tail.” It’s a reality show starring Bill Clinton.
Dogs wearing panty hose is apparently a trend in China. This may seem strange, but chefs do stress the importance of dressing your meat.
A Star Trek prop phaser sold for $231,000 at a recent auction. That’s a lot of dough, but it’s not as if the buyer was spending his money on women.
A veternarian has suggested that dogs be given medical marijuana. Be on the lookout for high dogs barking up the wrong tree.
Crematoriums in Britain are recycling metal body parts into street signs. So apparently there are stop signs that literally cost an arm and a leg.
Anthony Weiner is considering a run for NYC mayor. In response, Michael Bloomberg plans to ban all large hot dogs.
A 14-year-old from China is competing in the Masters. He’s the only golfer in the field who made his own shoes.
Did you all hear about a beaver killing that Russian guy? Scary. But something I’ve been wondering about lately, if it’s shaved, is it still called a “beaver?”