Where was the hare?


A 18-pound tortoise named Cashew who disappeared from a museum in Dubuque, Iowa, was found alive and in good health two days later in a building elevator. Officials believe the tortoise was stolen and then returned. Which would be easier to explain than her just having run away.


Where was the hare? — 10 Comments

  1. The Paris, France, Public Parks Department uses sheep instead of lawnmowers … Which prompted Paris, Texas, to issue the proclamation: “In America we don’t make the wife mow our lawns.”

  2. A gunman took four Georgia fireman hostage and after a tense day of negotiating, demanded his hone power and cable TV turned back on … But like “Project Runway,” (his favorite show) where one day he was in, the next day he was taken out by the SWAT team.

  3. An “intimidating package” containing a severed goat’s head was delivered to the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field yesterday. Police were called, I suppose to check whether any of the team-members were missing a head.

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