I usually delete SPAM without reading. — 14 Comments

  1. Lindsay Lohan says when she goes back to rehab she wants to bring her prescription pills Adderall with her … Weird, but not as much as you might think. I remember when Tiger Woods went into sex rehab, he brought his hand with him.

  2. “My children ask me to have a baby all the time. And you never know, I could squeeze one more in…” Uh, actually, you would need to sqeeze one more OUT.

  3. Barack Obama announced a new brain-mapping project that could lead to an improved understanding of the human brain. Sounds like a great idea as long as the project isn’t being done by Apple Maps.

  4. Air Somoa is starting to charge passengers according to their weight. If they were smart they’d offer free in- flight all you can eat meals to make up for it.

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