JANICE HOUGH says:
A-Rod is making more in the 2013 season than the Houston Astros. But they both have about the same chance of making the playoffs.
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JANICE HOUGH says:
A-Rod is making more in the 2013 season than the Houston Astros. But they both have about the same chance of making the playoffs.
I am confused by Swedish Fish. I think they are really just Gummy Bears in the shape of little carp.
This “Dr. Who” … If he’s such a great doctor, why didn’t he save Keith Moon?
Former San Francisco offensive tackle Kwame Harris revealed he is gay. Looking back on his career, that explains all the holding penalties.
A couple wed at a Philadelphia funeral. That’s an interesting pairing of events–one is sad and tragic and the other is a funeral.
At the corner this guy held up a cardboard tablet saying he was homeless and needed money. I held up my Amazon Tablet that said I had just transfered $35 million of my Pakistani lottery winnings into his account.
LOL, Bill!
Justin Bieber’s monkey had to be quarantined in Germany last week because he lacked the necessary papers. This created a major problem for Bieber as the monkey is his voice coach.
The driver of a Bentley owned by Jordan Hill of the Lakers crashed into a condo complex yesterday morning. Details are sketchy, but we do know the accident did not occur when Kobe Bryant attempted to pass.
The Answer: Apparently, any theater showing “Jack the giant slayer”.
The Question: Where do Warner Bros. execs go when they want to be alone?
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THE DAY IT RAINNED TOADS…Hoppy Easter Everyone!
Smart Phones do practically everything these days, except feed you. Hmmm, how about an add-on PEZ dispenser?
We had to cut-back this Easter. No Honey-Baked Ham for us. Instead had some potted fowl…Chicken of the Land.
Last night, Kobe passed Wilt in all time scoring. Today, the clinic gave Kobe a clean bill of health. Priceless.
Really good joke!
For the new baseball season, Louisville Slugger will be rolling out harder bats made from firmer wood. They are calling the new bat the Cialis.
Kobe Bryant passed Wilt Chamberlain to become the 4th leading scorer in NBA history. This is one of the rare times you will see Kobe and passed in the same sentence.