WILL the THRILL says:
I don’t understand the transparent Yoga pants issue. I mean, I’ve got nothing to hide…
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WILL the THRILL says:
I don’t understand the transparent Yoga pants issue. I mean, I’ve got nothing to hide…
I see what you mean.
The “Lotus Position” just isn’t doing it for me, Bud.
Darrell Szczerba of Calgary Alberta won the lotto for $30 million last month. He now wants to return to work. His wife Laurie sent him for a brain scan. The doctors found nothing.
The old job he wants back is at a concrete company. Once a cementhead, always a cementhead.
What’s with the big deal about same sex marriages? I’ve been married for over ten years and once a week as sure as the sun rises in the East, it’s always the same sex.
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
My wife runs a phone-sex business out of our den. Yes, yes, YES! It IS weird being married to a telephony…
If there was an Evil Spider Woman, she’d have some dangerous threads.
Dionne Warwick owes $10 Million in back taxes. The IRS left her a singing message on her voicemail, “Do you know the way to San Quentin?”
A Florida fisherman netted a two-headed shark fetus … It was the first official sighting of an offspring from the short-lived Fox team of Hannity & Colmes.
Jesse James married again and says he’s never been happier … Except for that time Sandra Bullock bought him Taylor Swift.
I just don’t know what to do about the spare tire around my gut. I’ve become an ab-nostic.
My wife wants to serve me a sick ham for Easter Sunday. She says it’s cured, but I am not so sure!
That’s funny WtT, of course u’ve given me permission to use that? hahaha
I once saw an ingredient label that had “cultured celery seed” on it. guess they took it to the opera.
Intellectual property is never an issue with my wife, as she is a brainless bitch in fat-pants…
An Agriculture teacher has been sentenced to 5 months in prison for having sexual relations with a male student. She told the judge she was teaching him how to sow his seed.
I see no problem with a male student having sex with a female teacher, unless he’s being home schooled.
Disney has given Minnie Mouse a makeover. Life is so unfair–Minnie Mouse gets a makeover and Donald Duck still has no pants.
Golfers found 2 bodies after hearing gunshots on a Tallahassee golf course. Authorities said the golfers discovered a hole in one.
Millions of Facebook users changed their profile picture to the red equal sign on Tuesday in support of marriage equality. One notable exception was the Duggar family who kept their multiplication sign.
Don’t forget the Kardashians, Gary. They kept the division sign.
lol, Terry!
Gee Terry, I thought that they would use their usual Kardashian© emblem: $
“Hole in one,” Ha Ha Ha, truly laughing. Reminds me of my cousin who spent his honeymoon on Mount Everest so his wife could be on top.
Thanks, Bill!
President Obama has named a woman to head the Secret Service. I guess that means the Secret Service will have a real culture change. Their parties will now feature the Chippendales.
Good Idea: Dropping thousands of marshmallows from a helicoper over school-children.
Bad Idea: Lighting the marshmallows on fire.
Good Idea: Bring Your Home to Life!
Bad Idea: With Termites!
Should I be worried? The rear-end of my wifes’ panties read: “Call Me!”
I have experience in the Beer and Spirits Industry. I get drunk and see ghosts.