On the golf course? — 18 Comments

  1. Last night, my wife said she wanted to recapture the magic in our marriage. So, she called me Houdini, and punched me in the stomach.

  2. An elevator in a New York railway station was closed due to damage caused by public urination. Can you believe those people responsible are now pissed off because it’s out of order?

  3. Lindsay Lohan is appearing on Charlie Sheen’s “Anger Management” this month, plus bad-boy Charlie is giving her $100,000 to pay her back taxes. Now a cynic may say the 100K is to get her in bed, but Charlie is a health nut if he’s nothing else … The money is to keep her OUT of his bead.

  4. Some men never get to travel. Myself, I visit Iceland, Siberia, and Antartica, every single night in my bedroom.

  5. In a perfect World…every woman in this room would disrobe. The guys would put the robes on, and they’d turn into 85-year-old Monks. I hate competition, and being sober.

  6. A book alleges that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was nearly shot by a US Secret Service agent at the UN in 2006. Asked if the agent was punished, a spokesman said, “Of course, he missed.”

  7. In light of the pro gun control sentiment that has emerged from the Sandy Hook shooting, the Colt gun company no longer feels welcome in Connecticut. They feel about as welcome as an air freshener company in New Jersey.

  8. A roadkill cat rug created by a New Zealand man sold for nearly $1,000 on an online auction. Of course, making money off of roadkill is nothing new–McDonald’s has been doing it for years.

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