White smoke!

WILL DURST says:

Pope Benedict XVI was 78 when elected and now Francis I has been picked at age 76. For the Catholic Church this qualifies as a youth movement.


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White smoke! — 9 Comments

  1. My wife read that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body. “No more excuses from you, babe,” she told me. “If it takes 20 minutes, I don’t want to hear that your tongue is ‘Tired.'”

    • Already the Vatican is selling trinkets with the new Pope’s image: keychains, beads, models of the secret code rings. Not digging this commericalism, the New Head of the Christian Church stated: “Don’t Buy For Me, Argentina.”

  2. My new neighbors are a Japanese man and Afro-American woman. Their home has interesting decorating; I like the sense of Funk-Shui.

  3. McDonald’s will be giving out 1 million free McMuffins to Chinese customers next week. However, in order to please Chinese customers, dog meat will be substituted for ham, and they will be called “McMuttins.”

  4. Pat Boone called Barack Obama a Marxist. The singer isn’t the first member of the Boone family to criticize a politican. In 1783, Daniel Boone called John McCain a warmonger.

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