TERRY ETTER says:
A study shows that being pregnant with a girl will increase a woman’s breast size by almost an inch more than being pregnant with a boy. Thank heaven for little girls.
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TERRY ETTER says:
A study shows that being pregnant with a girl will increase a woman’s breast size by almost an inch more than being pregnant with a boy. Thank heaven for little girls.
What was thought to be the results of an early vote by the cardinals to pick a new pope turned out to be just a non related huge puff of smoke. The source became obvious when a tour bus for Willy Nelson and one for Snoop Dogg were found parked side by side in the Vatican’s parking lot.
Holy Crap, it turns out that it really was a signal from a higher authority after all.
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Eleven public figures including Kim Kardashian are victims of a hacker who posted their financial information. Big deal. If you want to see Kim Kardashian’s assets, there are several sites I can direct you to.
You mean I can see ALL of Kim Kardashian’s sizeable assets at one time? Wow, I’ve heard the internet was huge but I had no idea it was wide enough for that.
LOL, Jerry!
A porn site is offering Kobe Bryant $5M to enter the annual dunk contest. Surprisingly, most NBA insiders say Kobe will pass.
A porn site is offering Kobe Bryant $5M to enter the annual dunk contest. If Kobe declines, the porn site will offer him $3M to dunk his balls in an alternative hole.
good ones, Terry and Jerry!
Experts say that spiking drinks with Visine could be fatal. Hey, this is a way for us to surreptitiously kill some top-level Communists. After all, Visine boasts that it gets the red out.
People who were worried about the push to be the new pope by former Los Angeles Archbishop Roger Mahony will now have less to worry about. Vatican security guards have reported that they’ve taken Karl Rove into custody and freed dozens of altar boys who were being held captive in his hotel room.
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A Washington woman has been accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend. I guess they were not bosom buddies.
This guy is now tits up.
Did they play “Thanks for the Mammaries” at his wake?
Also, the engraving on one side of his headstone says “Not only is more than a mouthful a waste, it can be fatal” and on the other side “It was the breast of times, it was the worst of times”.
A Virginia woman has the world’s longest legs. Yesterday she was spotted at Costco buying a gallon container of Nair.
Ann Arbor, Michigan leads the Midwest in sales of BMWs, Coach handbags, and…Ramen Noodles.
Horsemeat in Ikea meatballs? What are the odds? Maybe the teachable moment here is not to look to furniture wholesalers for your nutritional needs.