BILL WILLIAMS says:
A church in Phoenix is offering drive-thru prayers. Typical! Things were going great until some pervert drove up and asked, “Can I have friars with that?”
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
A church in Phoenix is offering drive-thru prayers. Typical! Things were going great until some pervert drove up and asked, “Can I have friars with that?”
There is a story going around that Allegheny College is teaching a course in masturbation … Well, it’s not a course in masturbation per se. It’s more a course in Republicans running for president.
The CEO of Yahoo says employees can’t work at home anymore … Those lucky sods! Now they’ve got a reason to leave the toilet seat up and not take out the garbage.
It may be a coincidence, but ever since President Obama has gotten more comfortable with the use of weaponized drones, Paul Ryan, John Boehner, Mitch McConnell and Eric Cantor have been having a tough time getting a 5th person to ride to work with them in their car pool.
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Beginning in the year 2020, the sport of Wrestling, a major part of the Olympics since the first games, will no longer be an Olympic event. But have no fear athletic supporters, both Synchronized Swimming and Ribbon Twirling will continue to be the extreme sporting events that they are today.
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The NRA will be sponsoring a NASCAR race in Texas. Unlike other NASCAR races, all turns will be to the right.
One day you wake up and have to admit 60 year’s old cannot be middle-aged, unless you somehow manage to live to be 120.
I’m trying as hard as I can, but I can’t see any quester.
I used to drink like a fish. Now I smell like one. Unfortunately.
There is something fishy about those Carpathian Sisters…
Hugo Chavez has died. Dennis Rodman will deliver the eulogy.
I’m concerned about me mate from Australia. All he cares about is putting his shrimp in Barbie.
Executives from several oil companies were injured in a multi car pileup on the freeway leading to the airport. First reports indicate that they had thrown piles of cash to speed up their drivers in a bid to get on the first flight to Venezuela in the event that country might stop their nationalization of the oil fields now that Hugo Chavez is dead.
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