Now that the Pope’s retired I guess he’s free to date. So if you go on Christian Mingle and see the add, “Spent the last eight years serving the Heavenly Father,” it’s either him or some dude with an awesome daddy complex.
In Europe they tested the ground beef and found horsemeat. In Iceland, they tested some frozen beef pies and found there wasn’t any meat in them at all. Some other foods ought to be tested, too. Buffalo wings. Bear claws. Italian sausage.
A Los Angeles teacher retired at age 94. I don’t want to say she taught school for a long time, but the first apple she received was from Adam and Eve.
Groupon fired their CEO Andrew Mason. Don’t feel bad for Mason–he received a generous severence package that included a coupon for a free game of bowling and a free appetizer at Ruby Tuesday.
A Los Angeles teacher retired at age 94. She is so old she taught Larry King. She quit teaching because she could not longer seduce any of her male students.
I am a terrible gardener. My wife calls me: “The Marquis de Sod.”
Hey Will,
If you did her doggie style, in the heat of the moment do you think that she might call you “The Marquis de Sod-oh my”?
Just asking….
WOW! How did you know?
Now that the Pope’s retired I guess he’s free to date. So if you go on Christian Mingle and see the add, “Spent the last eight years serving the Heavenly Father,” it’s either him or some dude with an awesome daddy complex.
My wife’s version of “Pillow Talk” is snoring like a drunken Hag Fish.
You can eat horse meat in Europe and road kill in Montana; what next, eating your partner? … Oops! Forgot, you can do that now in Massachusetts.
Best-one-ever Bill…..
Even after his North Korean trip, the State Department still says they have no plans to talk with Rodman, Dennis Rodman.
In Europe they tested the ground beef and found horsemeat. In Iceland, they tested some frozen beef pies and found there wasn’t any meat in them at all. Some other foods ought to be tested, too. Buffalo wings. Bear claws. Italian sausage.
I told my wife that I needed a Man Cave to relax in. She is totally on-board with the idea, except at the cemetery they call it a Mausoleum…
After just three episodes, ABC has cancelled the series “Zero Hour.” Apparently viewers thought the title of the show was appropriate.
A Los Angeles teacher retired at age 94. I don’t want to say she taught school for a long time, but the first apple she received was from Adam and Eve.
Groupon fired their CEO Andrew Mason. Don’t feel bad for Mason–he received a generous severence package that included a coupon for a free game of bowling and a free appetizer at Ruby Tuesday.
A Los Angeles teacher retired at age 94. She is so old she taught Larry King. She quit teaching because she could not longer seduce any of her male students.
Bankrupt Detroit will soon have an Emergency Manager appointed by the Michigan Governor. Bet the job will pay really well…