WILL the THRILL says:
My wife walks dogs for a living. It does not pay well. Most dogs are unemployed.
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WILL the THRILL says:
My wife walks dogs for a living. It does not pay well. Most dogs are unemployed.
Johnny Damon, 39, apparently would love a chance to play for the Yankees again in the wake of the injury to Curtis Granderson. To fit in with the rest of their team, New York, however, is presumably looking for someone with more experience.
Rough month for the Vatican. Scottish Cardinal Keith O’Brien has resigned before the papal conclave, after 3 priests and a former priest alleged he tried to seduce them. Could be worse. At least the allegations involve adults.
An Ohio man claims to see Jesus in bird poop on his car windshield. In a related story, a New Jersey man found bird poop on his newly-washed car and exclaimed, “Jesus Christ!”
Mr. Bachman: Holy Crap!
A rich woman in NYC is considering topping her mansion with a Harlem Shake roof.
Furniture chain IKEA, which features in house restaurants, has removed meatballs from the menu in 13 European countries. Tests had found horse meat in the product. A radio announcement his morning on CBC by a Mr. Ed somebody, (didn’t catch his last name)said that Canadian stores are not affected.
Bitch Wife calls me “MR. ED” in bed…
Will, have her print that name for you to see of she’s putting a period after the E and the D.
I know a truck driver who is ecstatic after having penis enhancement surgery. He always wanted a Peterbilt.
“I don’t understand dis function!”
Holy temperamental, Batman! Lindsay Lohan will guest on Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management show next month. In this episode Lindsay plays “Liz” to Charlie’s “Dick.”
Volkswagen hopes its new Beetle will attract non-traditional buyers. To that end it comes with a special button marked “Magical Mystery Tour.”
Patricia Krentcil, the “Tanning Mom,” will not face charges for putting her five-year-old in a tanning bed. She really got lucky–I thought for sure she was toast.
Donkey meat has been found in South African burgers and sausages. If you are what you eat, Oscar Pistorius must be living on a steady diet of jackass meat.
A woman was only slightly injured in Florida after she tried to preheat an oven where her friend had stored a magazine from his Glock. And then the heated magazine exploded. Forget background checks for gun owners, maybe we need to start with IQ tests.