BILL WILLIAMS says:
To add controversy, Oscar Pistorius is now being accused of using PED’s. But with this guy the controversy is what’s a Performance Enhancing Drug and what’s WD40.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
To add controversy, Oscar Pistorius is now being accused of using PED’s. But with this guy the controversy is what’s a Performance Enhancing Drug and what’s WD40.
Funny, Bill!
Thank you.
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