Resigning? My ash! — 7 Comments

  1. Since Beyonce lip-synced the national anthem at the inauguration, her performances have been under a lot of scrutiny. They’re even checking to see if she lip-synced while recording her last album.

  2. Doctor, doctor. I am feeling a little dull.
    Please, come to the point.

    Doctor, doctor! My wife left me.
    I think she was right.

    Doctor, doctor! I just came out of the closet.
    Is that a mothball in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

    Doctor, doctor! I think I’ve got a cancer.
    Well, recycle it sir.

    Doctor, doctor! Can I have a flu shot?
    I don’t know, what’s it done?

    Doctor, doctor! I’m green and wrinkled.
    Don’t worry, you look like a million bucks.

    Doctor, doctor! No one likes me.
    Cancel Facebook.

    Doctor, doctor! I’ve got an erection lasting longer than four hours.
    Become a Mormon.

  3. Sunday night featured both the Downton Abbey Season 3 Finale, along with the NBA All-Star Game. One is about rich, pampered and privileged people who live in a fantasy world; the other is a BBC series.

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