If the batteries last, that is.

BILL WILLIAMS says:

Carnival Cruise Lines will replace all their ships with Boeing 787 Dreamliners. The engines still might fail, but you’ll reach port in no more than 43.2 seconds.


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If the batteries last, that is. — 8 Comments

  1. The U.S. Travel Association says married couples who travel together have longer lasting marriages and better sex while on the road. The trick is finding the G spot and the speed bump at the same time.

  2. Pope Benedict announced he was resigning two days before Ash Wednesday. First time I’ve heard of someone giving up their job for Lent.

  3. I have a theory that old people use farting like booster rockets. They use farting to get up out of chairs. They use farting to walk down the street. They use farting to climb stairs. My theory is being tested at the Fart Propulsion Laboratory in Sun City, Arizona.

  4. This is the funniest “AlwaysFunny” ever. Because of the use of the word “Cruise” in the Joke Of The Day, the automatic placement of ads here, without consideration of what’s been said about cruises, were both ads for cruises. This is sort of like if the joke was about the presidential assignation in the movie “Lincoln” there would be ads for joining the NRA.

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  5. Downton Abbey Season 3 Finale Sunday night, along with the NBA All-Star Game. One is about rich, pampered and privileged people who live in a fantasy world; the other is a BBC series.

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