South Carolina used to be called North Georgia.
Author: howie999 | Date: January 26, 2012 | Please Comment!Newt beats Mitt in South Carolina! The votes poured into Newt’s camp when at the eleventh hour he made the announcement that his next wife would be his cousin. – Bill Williams
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12:18 am on January 26th, 2012
There was a home invasion robbery in Santa Ana, California early today, but what sets this particular crime apart from others like it is that the home involved was a mobile home. Police are searching for two men who fled when they finally figured out that a family living in a trailer may not have very much money. Investigators say they believe the thieves may have made their getaway in a short yellow bus.
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12:52 am on January 26th, 2012
Alaska Airlines is retiring meal tray prayer cards. Many passengers have suggested keeping the prayer cards but distributing them AFTER the meal.
12:58 am on January 26th, 2012
Gosh, Newt might actually win this thing! And no one’s more surprised that him, but he’s making plans. He’s got his White House chef narrowed down to either Oscar Mayer or Little Debbie. Neither of which he’s been married to — yet.
1:31 am on January 26th, 2012
Went to the nude beach the other day. Everybody there was naked, except for this one guy, he was wearing a hat and a condom. Must have been a politician.
At the nude beach you can always spot the McDonald’s regulars. They leave a grease spot in the sand.
I saw a really cute girl at the nude beach so I texted her a picture of my equipment — an iPhone 4.0. But she was more interested in this African-American guy’s BlackBerry.
2:38 am on January 26th, 2012
Actor Alec Baldwin wants to run for public office. Don’t laugh. He’s male, rich, white, divorced, and combative. He could jump in and win the Republican presidential nomination.
7:50 am on January 26th, 2012
Apple has added a new app on iTunes, it’s one that was designed to help the user find when a re-run of a specific episode of “The Simpsons” will be on TV in their area. It’s listed at .99 on iTunes under the name “iCarumba”.
It can also be bought directly from the Fox Network for the same price, but when you pick it up at Moe’s Tavern you get a pitcher of Duff’s beer with your purchase….
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8:00 am on January 26th, 2012
p.s., If you google iCarumba, you will find a lot of links for it, most are related to cars and a few to the Simpsons.
What I didn’t find were links to doing a dance, perhaps from Cuba, that’s done inside a vehicle.
My apologies, I’m sorry I didn’t do this research before I posted what I thought was a new and at least somewhat funny joke.
Jerry
11:56 am on January 26th, 2012
Feb 7 – Groundhog Day. If Punxsutawney Phil sees his own shadow, there will be at least 6 more weeks of bad jokes.
Feb 6 – Queen Elizabeth celebrates 60 years on the throne. [this message brought to you by the makers of ExLax]
Feb 5 – Super Bowl. American Football Championship, this has nothing to do with anyone on the throne.
12:04 pm on January 26th, 2012
*Feb 2 is Groundhog Day.
4:05 pm on January 26th, 2012
Glad we’re not in Florida. Lot of mud being flung by the GOP. Hot mud. Some stuff that doesn’t smell like mud. Hot steaming mud with kernels of corn in it.
4:56 pm on January 26th, 2012
Newt Gingrich is ragging on Mitt Romney today as a guy “who has Swiss bank accounts, Cayman Island accounts, owns shares of Goldman Sachs….” Harsh words from a man with a $500,000 line of credit at Tiffany’s.
7:56 pm on January 26th, 2012
Pat Sajak says he and Vanna taped shows after they had up to six margaritas. That’s ok, I’m usually so drunk, I think I’m watching Jeopardy.
8:08 pm on January 26th, 2012
Pat Sajak says he and Vanna taped shows after they had up to six margaritas. We were pioneers in High Definition TV, added Vanna.
8:35 pm on January 26th, 2012
Another foot has washed ashore here in Vancouver. The Baltimore Ravens immediately invited it for a tryout.
10:31 pm on January 26th, 2012
LOL, tc–love the Ravens joke!
10:32 pm on January 26th, 2012
Newt Gingrich has as much chance becoming President as Sinead O’Connor has becoming Pope.
11:22 am on January 27th, 2012
Thanks Gary. I’ll buy you a $5 foot long Subway sandwich when we meet.
10:54 am on January 28th, 2012
Trust me, there just are not many opportunities for free-lance duck hunters anymore…