Appearing at the Apollo Theater in New York, Barack Obama sang Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together.” Apparently, Obama traded in his teleprompter for a karaoke machine. – Gary Bachman

Newt beats Mitt in South Carolina! The votes poured into Newt’s camp when at the eleventh hour he made the announcement that his next wife would be his cousin. – Bill Williams

Newt Gingrich supporters have stopped boasting that Newt has risen to the top of republican presidential candidates like cream floats to the top of the bowl. This happened when someone pointed out that cream isn’t the only thing that floats to the top of the bowl. Sure, it’s a different bowl, but they got the [...]

A Stanford study reports that women tend to report pain as being more intense than men do. Of course, this survey was in a hospital with doctors. They didn’t research how much pain men and women report to their spouses, as any woman who’s been married to a man with a cold knows. – Janice [...]