Author: howie999 | Date: January 27, 2012 | Please Comment!

Appearing at the Apollo Theater in New York, Barack Obama sang Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together.” Apparently, Obama traded in his teleprompter for a karaoke machine. - Gary Bachman

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  • Jerry w
    12:02 am on January 27th, 2012

    Is it time to retire the word “Smart” yet? A Smart Car is an easy to park smart purchase until about a nano second before an old Buick smartly adds it to its grill ornamentation, then it’s not so smart. This is similar to the way a “SmartPhone” is smart fashion accessory until the instant that your forehead collides with an unmoving telephone pole as you walk along texting your tweet off. Ironically, after you try to become one with that pole a friend who was walking with you might say “Wow, I’ll bet that smarts”.

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  • Gary Bachman
    12:18 am on January 27th, 2012

    funny stuff, Jerry!

  • Gary Bachman
    12:47 am on January 27th, 2012

    Researchers cannot identify the cause of a rare mysterious illness that creates a sensation of “skin crawling.” Unitl a cure is developed, medical experts recommend patients stay at least fifty feet away from all lawyers.

  • Bill Williams
    3:34 am on January 27th, 2012

    Kia is recalling 146,000 vehicles because they have faulty airbags. The trouble is the airbags are made from the same stuff Penthouse used to come in. Plain brown wrapper.

  • Will the Thrill
    6:26 am on January 27th, 2012

    “Hey, Newt! We already have a Moon Base. It’s called Detroit.”

  • will durst
    1:50 pm on January 27th, 2012

    Every politician who vows to make English our official language should first agree to sell his or her services solely to American lobbyists.

  • tc in bc
    4:12 pm on January 27th, 2012

    Plaxico Burress is not pleased that his former team is in the big game again. Coach Coughlin says, “You had your shot.’’

  • Gary Bachman
    10:10 pm on January 27th, 2012

    According to Google, today is the 125th anniversary of the observation of the world’s largest flake. Well I feel stupid–I thought the world’s largest flake was Lindsay Lohan.

  • Gary Bachman
    10:14 pm on January 27th, 2012

    NASA says it has found 26 previously unknown planets. Today Newt Gingrich announced his plan to colonize them by 2050.

  • Will the Thrill
    7:40 am on January 29th, 2012

    Taste victory at your Game Day Party: hook up with your friend’s wife. Get her to listen to your lame jokes.

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