Ewwwwwww….
Author: howie999 | Date: January 25, 2012 | Please Comment!Newt Gingrich supporters have stopped boasting that Newt has risen to the top of republican presidential candidates like cream floats to the top of the bowl. This happened when someone pointed out that cream isn’t the only thing that floats to the top of the bowl. Sure, it’s a different bowl, but they got the analogy. – Jerry W
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12:37 am on January 25th, 2012
In the South Carolina presidential primary, apparently 953 ballots were turned in that belonged to dead people. Said Chicagoans – “Amateurs!”
12:38 am on January 25th, 2012
Well, there’s some progress in the U.S.A after all. Watching the State of the Union reminds me that we now actually have both a President and a Speaker of the House who are men of color.
2:17 am on January 25th, 2012
Prince Fielder has signed a 9-year $214M contract with the Detroit Tigers. Fielder’s agent said the slugger will be seeking tax advice from Mitt Romney.
5:10 am on January 25th, 2012
After watching the endless chain of republican debates, was there even one candidate that was on the stage that you think you could allow to come into your house without making them first going through a metal detector? Me either…..
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5:41 am on January 25th, 2012
A major toy maker is updating their colorful (i.e. orange) John Boehner doll which for years had sold well to corporate lobbyists looking for Boehner’s vote. Their original “Tiny Tears” style doll cried for attention but now that incontinence has set in, the Boehner doll is like a “Betsy Wetsy” doll but with intestinal problems. The first version came with diapers, but the new 2012 Boehner doll comes pre-packaged with Depends.
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7:37 pm on January 25th, 2012
The State of the Union is good but not great. Been great. Will be again. But not if we fall back into bad old policies from the past. Wink. Wink.
10:29 pm on January 25th, 2012
Pat Sajak admitted he hosted “Wheel of Fortune” drunk. Even during commerical breaks the wheel was spinning.
10:47 pm on January 25th, 2012
A whale got stranded on a beach in Florida. I’m surprised– I thought Chris Christie would fly in to stump for Mitt Romney.
12:22 am on January 26th, 2012
Good ones Will and Gary!
12:42 am on January 26th, 2012
thanks, Jerry!
11:06 am on January 26th, 2012
HUNTING TIP #276
Never track a gut-shot bear in the dark.