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Rick Perry hired writers to create a one sentence campaign slogan, this is the result: “Don’t ascribe to malice that which can be explained by stupidity.” – Jerry W

Michele Bachmann’s “HPV Strategy”…”Hope & Pray for Virginity” – Neil Berliner

A Portuguese Man ‘O War stung distance swimmer Diana Nyad and forced her to end her Cuba-to-Florida swim. In retaliation, Michele Bachmann immediately called for an end to diplomatic relations with Portugal. – Jerry Perisho