In a stunning pre-dawn raid today, federal agents have arrested former TV talk show host Larry King, who surrendered without incident. Mr. King has been under surveillance by the FBI for several weeks after it was learned that he was involved in hacking Confederate smoke signals as a teenager during the final years of the [...]

Female journalists were told to remove their bras for security reasons before being allowed into the office of Israel’s Prime Minister. Somewhere, Bill Clinton is saying to himself, “Why didn’t I think of that?” – Gary Bachman

Biologists on a Wyoming ranch discovered a previously unknown microbe in sheep stomachs, and have named it the ameobaa. – George Emil

If you crossed Brett Favre with Sarah Palin, would you end up with someone who actually knew when to quit? – Janice Hough