The hat Princess Beatrice wore to the royal wedding last month by has been sold on eBay for $131,000 U.S. Dollars, this is the same hat that was described as looking like a toilet seat. Imagine how much more they could have sold it for if it had been the water saving model. Many critics [...]

We ex-hippies celebrate Memorial Day a little differently than Most Americans. We honor those that gave up their lives here and moved to Canada. And we mourn those who now vote Republican. – Bill Williams

Arriving on a motorcycle, Sarah Palin kicked off her bus tour this Memorial Day weekend. She was inspired by Obama’s throw Israel under the bus tour. – Israel Carrasco

According to the 2010 Census, the US population is getting older. . . . Sorry, I forgot the punchline. – Gary Bachman