WILL DURST says:

The good news is that vacation package tours of Guam can now be picked up for a song. Unfortunately, that song is “Eve of Destruction.”

GARY BACHMAN says:

An Albuquerque man faces charges after urinating on a family of three at a Metallica concert. Apparently, the concert was live stream.

BILL WILLIAMS says:

Due to the popularity of recreational marijuana in Oregon, the U.S. Forest Service thought it was time to change their fire prevention slogan. ”Smokey Bong says staying in your basement prevents forest fires.”