BILL WILLIAMS says:

O.J. Simpson was granted parole last week. Many things have changed since he went inside. Jenner was a guy. Schwarzenegger was a governor. Trump was a loud mouth game show host. Well, two out of three ain’t bad.

WILL the THRILL says:

One thing lawyers and doctors have in common is that they call their businesses a “practice.” Sorry, but I don’t relish any one “practicing” on my will or liver!

GARY BACHMAN says:

A Memphis woman is planning to file a complaint with the state medical board after her doctor called her “Aunt Jemima.” Well, at least he didn’t say she was stacked.