Well, there’s some progress in the U.S.A after all. Watching the State of the Union reminds me that we now actually have both a President and a Speaker of the House who are men of color. – Janice Hough

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Appearing at the Apollo Theater in New York, Barack Obama sang Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together.” Apparently, Obama traded in his teleprompter for a karaoke machine. - Gary Bachman

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Newt beats Mitt in South Carolina! The votes poured into Newt’s camp when at the eleventh hour he made the announcement that his next wife would be his cousin. – Bill Williams

(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

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Newt Gingrich supporters have stopped boasting that Newt has risen to the top of republican presidential candidates like cream floats to the top of the bowl. This happened when someone pointed out that cream isn’t the only thing that floats to the top of the bowl. Sure, it’s a different bowl, but they got the analogy. – Jerry W

(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)

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