JERRY W says:
I think “bald” is a harsh term, my friends, both of them, know I prefer to be described as folically challenged. I have the same amount of hair on my head as I did when I was in highschool, it’s just that most of it has migrated to the inside of my nose and ears.
TC in BC says:
The body of Casey Kasem is missing. His family has compiled a list of the Top 40 places he could be found.
JANICE HOUGH says:
Two white flags mysteriously appeared in place of American flags on the Brooklyn Bridge this morning. Police have no suspects, but will be interviewing anyone in New York wearing a Cubs cap.
GARY BACHMAN says:
The general manager of a minor league baseball team will get a prostate exam during the seventh inning stretch of an upcoming game. Unfortunately, the doctor will not be using one of those big foam fingers.
BILL WILLIAMS says:
Girl Scouts of America can now earn the Barbie merit badge. As an added bonus, Mattel promises the first girl to reach 36-26-36 gets free Botox injections for life.