JERRY W says:
I bought a new self driving pickup truck yesterday,
and it drove off and left me in a bar this morning,
I think I’ve just invented a new paradigm in country music…
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
Newly crowned NBA champs the Golden State Warriors unanimously voted to skip the traditional White House House visit. They are completely against Trump’s plan to replace the Golden Gate Bridge with the Golden Gate Wall.
TERRY ETTER says:
They’ve declared Trump’s postings on social media to be official statements. That means his presidential library will be housed in an I-phone.
GARY BACHMAN says:
Sean Spicer’s conspicuous absence from a press briefing led to a series of questions about his whereabouts. Did anyone try shaking the bushes?