Amazon to the Rescue!

TERRY ETTER says:

I have a better way to keep out undesirables. Don’t build a wall…build a mall. NOBODY goes to a mall anymore.

I thought it was the Optometrist’s Story.

JERRY W says:

If you’re going to see the movie “50 Shades Darker” because you’re a real Wesley Snipes fan, let me save you some money…

I’d prefer a liquor cabinet.

WILL DURST says:

Got to love pResident tRump. He issues an executive order to keep violent extremists from entering the country, but has no problem filling his cabinet with them.

And they need ’em.

BILL WILLIAMS says:

The longest commercial flight in the world, New Zealand to Qatar takes 17 hours and 30 minutes. The flight is so long in, pilots have time to attend two AA meetings.