JANICE HOUGH says:

So now apparently Ted Cruz is trending because he has a beard.
Big deal. How many beards has Lindsey Graham had?

TERRY ETTER says:

Trump says that to prevent wildfires people should go out and rake up all the leaves in the forest. So instead of “Drain the Swamp” it’s now “Rake the Leaves.”

WILL the THRILL says:

Hunting for comedy…Two bucks clatter into a bar. The first shakes his antlers and says: “I don’t have any doe.” The second snorts and replies: “You’re lucky. I feel like I’m in a rut.”

@MEATBLANKETT says:

The candidate that lost to Hof was Democratic educator Lesia Romanov. Apparently Lisa had some stiff competition!

WILL DURST says:

Dennis Hof, owner of the Mustang Ranch, won his race for the Nevada legislature even though he was dead. He wasn’t even newly dead. The guy had been dead for a month. Voters had plenty of time to weigh the options. “Unnnnh, I don’t know: dead pimp. How much harm can he do?”