No worries at all.

GARY BACHMAN says:

I was worried a President Trump might start World War III. But now that he has picked a Secretary of Defense with the nickname “Mad Dog”, I realize my fears were unfounded.

Santa’s got a lot on his plate now.

JANICE HOUGH says:

Dear Santa: On behalf of all of these people who have such nice cars but couldn’t afford turn signals – could you help them out this Christmas?

Well, after Trump…

BILL WILLIAMS says:

An astrophysicist at the University of Minnesota says the formation of our solar system began 4.6 billion years ago with the gravitational collapse of a cloud of gas and dust. Very disappointing. After all these years thinking it was a cosmic event, life turns out to be just a Dust Buster accident.