TERRY ETTER says:
When Trump toured North Carolina he saw a large boat that Hurricane Florence washed up into somebody’s back yard. He told the homeowner, “At least you got a nice boat out of it.” He was just quoting the Bible. Didn’t God say the same thing to Noah?
WILL the THRILL says:
Women like shoes, right? So, when my girlfriend said I reminded her of a comfortable shoe I thought it was a cool thing. “Nope,” she corrected me. “Get out of my life, you loafer.”
GARY BACHMAN says:
YouTube video shows a raccoon stealing cat food. Unfortunately, raccoon could not be identified as he was wearing a mask.
BILL WILLIAMS says:
Good to know I’m not responsible for rubbing those girl’s butts in 1963. I was a virgin.